Third One’s A Charm: Porn5.com Supports Three-Breasted Women With $20,000 Offer

Los Angeles – When news broke that 21 year old Jasmine Tridevil may have recently had a third breast added to her unique figure, porn5.com was quick to take action. The site immediately contacted her agent with a standing offer of $20,000.00 for Ms. Tridevil to show her stuff in a hardcore feature length video to be available worldwide on: www.porn5.com

“We understand that a pretty girl with three big breasts is destined to be contacted by a number of media offers, so we put 3x the effort into getting in touch with Jasmine before anyone else” said Tim K. of porn5.com “Now that our celebrity casting department is in contact with her representatives we are going public with our offer for a number of important reasons.”

News sources have repeatedly mentioned that they are skeptical about this surgical accomplishment because, as the DailyMail stated recently “While the procedure is possible, surgeons are barred from carrying out any operations that could be harmful to 'human dignity'. The ethical code outlined by the American Board of Plastic Surgeons dictates that 'the principal objective of the medical profession is to render services to humanity with full respect for human dignity.”

“Frankly, we find these sorts of media characterizations to be patently offensive” Tim K. explained. “Having a third breast added to her body is absolutely within the realm of ‘human dignity’ and we question the judgment of some mainstream media sources presuming to know what is or is not a dignified expression of human sexuality. These same sorts of barbs were once aimed at people making decisions about their transgender identity, and thankfully the world has finally woken up to the fact that there are more than two possible genders that deserve to be treated with respect. Our offer to Ms. Tridevil certainly aims to demonstrate the popularity of her three-breasted approach to her personal appearance, while it also is intended to bolster the rights of free spirits everywhere who may not fit into the tight constraints others try to cast on what is considered ‘dignified’ or ‘normal.’”

For the record, porn5.com has a long standing reputation for displaying many different expressions of sexuality in free, full length, uncensored videos. Many of the acts and actors portrayed in their unique blend of adult entertainment were once considered oddities or outcasts for some reason or another, but as the world continues to reexamine the core characteristics of human sexuality, it should come as no surprise that www.porn5.com is once again willing to lead the way with the lucrative offer they have made to Jasmine Tridevil today.